12:56 PM
Anonymous
The media will have us believe that dudes are the only ones with any s*****x drive. I call bulls*****t on that one.
As a female with a *ahem* s**x drive, I'd like to point out that I am not the ONLY woman in the world to look forward to a down-and-dirty session between the sheets!
You want to turn us on, boys? Here's how.
1) Take care of some manscaping. We're not asking you to be metro, boys, we just don't want to be flossing with your hair!
2) Keep an eye on your appearance. Everyone gets bad hair and blackheads sometimes, but how about you pretend to care a bit about looking s***x-ay for us.
3) Nibble our ears. There's something super sensitive about the ears, and a gentle nibble is sure to get us rocking and rolling. That said, please don't stick your tongue in there -- that gives us the heebie-jeebies.
4) Talk a little dirty to her and see how she responds. It can be wicked hot to hear, "I want you," while we're out at the bar together.
5) Couples' porn is NEVER a bad thing. I'm not saying we have to bust out the hardcore stuff, but a little softcore p**rn can absolutely get us in the mood.
6) Lick her neck. Again, not like a slobbery dog or anything, but a gentle nibble-n-lick is damn s*****xy. Oh, and don't suck -- we're too old for hickeys.
7) Get some nice scented body oil and give your lady a massage. But don't touch her naughty bits (not yet, at least) -- just tease her a bit.
8) Get spooning -- curl up together and begin to softly kiss her neck as she lays there curled into you. You keep at it? She's going to go crazy for you.
As a female with a *ahem* s**x drive, I'd like to point out that I am not the ONLY woman in the world to look forward to a down-and-dirty session between the sheets!
You want to turn us on, boys? Here's how.
1) Take care of some manscaping. We're not asking you to be metro, boys, we just don't want to be flossing with your hair!
2) Keep an eye on your appearance. Everyone gets bad hair and blackheads sometimes, but how about you pretend to care a bit about looking s***x-ay for us.
3) Nibble our ears. There's something super sensitive about the ears, and a gentle nibble is sure to get us rocking and rolling. That said, please don't stick your tongue in there -- that gives us the heebie-jeebies.
4) Talk a little dirty to her and see how she responds. It can be wicked hot to hear, "I want you," while we're out at the bar together.
5) Couples' porn is NEVER a bad thing. I'm not saying we have to bust out the hardcore stuff, but a little softcore p**rn can absolutely get us in the mood.
6) Lick her neck. Again, not like a slobbery dog or anything, but a gentle nibble-n-lick is damn s*****xy. Oh, and don't suck -- we're too old for hickeys.
7) Get some nice scented body oil and give your lady a massage. But don't touch her naughty bits (not yet, at least) -- just tease her a bit.
8) Get spooning -- curl up together and begin to softly kiss her neck as she lays there curled into you. You keep at it? She's going to go crazy for you.
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